Criminal Tweets From People With Nothing to Lose

Ada Elder

Oct 30, 2022 3:30 PM EDT

As much as some people would like it to be, crime isn't black and white. There's nuance to breaking the law. Just look at the stories of Les Miserables or Robin Hood. The protagonists are thieves, one steals to feed his family, and the other to provide for the over-taxed and suffering poor. They're people, and crimes, we can sympathize with. While I don't think that murdering someone or burning a home down is chill, there's some law-breaking (and jokes about it) that at least inspire a bit of admiration or a few hearty laughs. The Criminal Tweets Twitter account provides the site with highly entertaining proof of this.

The account doesn't stop at thievery. It also highlights tweets that are criminally creepy, criminally insane, empty death threats, and some seriously bad ideas. We can't include all of the spicy gems here, but we've put together some of the milder specimens for your viewing pleasure or displeasure.
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